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Matt Carmean, you moron.

This was in today's editorial section.


I respond to the photograph that accompanied the Tuesday Cox News Service article "Whale shark breeding put under the microscpoe," in the Dispatch Science pages. The photo showed a truck hauling a large crate containing two live sharks.

What might have happened if such a shipment were to be involved in a highway accident and the crate broke open?

How many innocent motorists would be bitten in half as the freed beasts squirmed and flailed on the road until they suffocated or a state trooper came along and shot them to death?

To anyone at our own Columbus Zoo Aquarium who might be tempted to be involved in such monkeyshines, please ship your sharks my rail.